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jema
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Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 28233
Location: escaped from Swindon

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 06 7:34 am Post subject: Email Virus Warning

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If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it
immediately. Do not open it. Apparently, this one is pretty
nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard
drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20
feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on all your credit cards. It
reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any
CD's you attempt to play.

If you drive a Ford, it will start missing like a Skoda. It
will program your phone auto dial to call only your
mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into
your fish tank. It will drink all your beer.

For god's sake, are you listening?

It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your
current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing your
Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw
things in a way that is only fun when someone loses an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active
verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable
misspellings that grossly change the interpretations of key
sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows XP
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave
your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full
bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
all of your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
your skim milk with whole milk.

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU
CAN!

If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll
botty burp so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot
straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will
ignite the person nearest you.

********Please send, send, send, send, and send!********

joanne

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 7100
Location: Morecambe, Lancashire

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 06 7:36 am Post subject:
ROFL

Naomi

Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1945

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 06 7:38 am Post subject:

Platypus

Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 56
Location: Hampshire

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 06 7:59 am Post subject:
I wish I seen this warning earlier. I think I've been infected by this virus! At least I hope thats why I just did a botty burp so hard that my right leg spasmed and shot straight out in front of me, sending sparks that ignited the person next to me.

Penny Outskirts

Joined: 18 Sep 2005
Posts: 23385
Location: Planet, not on the....

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 06 8:22 am Post subject:
Explains my bad grammar then

Anna-marie

Joined: 18 Sep 2005
Posts: 980
Location: West Wales

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 06 8:43 am Post subject:
and properly my type inability to anything !!! Anna-marie

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46207
Location: yes

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 06 12:15 pm Post subject:
you should see what it did to my kitchen .

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