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gingerwelly

Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 419
Location: Wales ...in cardiff at the mo but from mid wales

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 06 12:50 pm Post subject:

tahir wrote:

gingerwelly wrote:

ahh welsh mountain sheep ...got to love them!!

Gervase does, but I always thought it was illegal?

A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I screwed ONE sheep..."

sorry

Nick J

Joined: 19 May 2006
Posts: 94

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:06 pm Post subject:
Do hope you recover from the injuries soon but I'm afraid to say that I too had a good laugh about it. As Dame Edna once said "I've got a rare gift......it's the ability to laugh at other peoples misfortunes" ! Hope it won't be too long before you can see the funny side.

tahir

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 45674
Location: Essex

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:07 pm Post subject:

gingerwelly wrote:

I'd laugh, but there's too many welsh on here...

Lionheart

Joined: 05 Sep 2005
Posts: 427
Location: Cheshire

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:07 pm Post subject:

All I can say is that it's lucky I can vaguely touch type 'cos I'm having trouble seeing the keyboard!!

Yup, woke up this morning to a face like a balloon having gone back to A&E last night only to be told "if it's not life-threatening or needs stitching up there'll be a 4 - 5 hour wait and you may as well see your GP in the morning" (due to there being one nurse inspecting casualties and three thousand Polish immigrants and the night shift's weirdest and wackiest in the que).

Now, where's my .243 hunting rifle and where's that sheep.......................

tahir

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 45674
Location: Essex

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:10 pm Post subject:

ReevesRareBreeds wrote:

Now, where's my .243 hunting rifle and where's that sheep.......................

Good luck

judith

Joined: 16 Dec 2004
Posts: 22789
Location: Montgomeryshire

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:14 pm Post subject:
Good luck. It sounds more like a Balrog than a Balwen!

Nick

Joined: 02 Nov 2004
Posts: 34535
Location: Hereford

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:19 pm Post subject:

tahir wrote:

Gervase wrote:

I'm grateful for our lumbering old tarts. They might not be as pretty, but I've far less scar tissue as a consequence.

I hope she doesn't see this out of context and kill you.

Gervase

Joined: 17 Nov 2004
Posts: 8655

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 06 1:23 pm Post subject:

nickhowe wrote:

tahir wrote:

Gervase wrote:

I'm grateful for our lumbering old tarts. They might not be as pretty, but I've far less scar tissue as a consequence.

I hope she doesn't see this out of context and kill you.

[later] Gulp

Bum

I can explain

Better start doing that ingratiating thing

Too late

Goodbye testicles, hello traction... [/later]

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