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tahir



Joined: 28 Oct 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 05 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

...and the hairy chest

joker



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 05 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Happy Birthday

Just remember you are only as old as the woman you feel

mrsnesbitt



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 05 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    


thought you'd be having a lay down now Tahir....all this excitement can't be good for you, not at your age anyway..........

sorry

can you read the small print?

is that better??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

tahir



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Gertie



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 05 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Don't laugh, Tahir.

You will notice subtle changes as first - the print in the newspapers is made smaller, the telly is out of focus, your joints start to ache, bit by bit your body is overtaken by gravity and your tummy muscles give way, then you forget where you put things, then remember what you should have done (like turn the iron off before leaving the house, or taking key out of the front door lock when you get home and can't find it at 11 p.m.).

You've got this to look forward to

Lloyd



Joined: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 2699

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 05 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Don't listen to them, Grandad!....Hope you had a great day!

Bugs



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 05 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Gertie wrote:
You will notice subtle changes as first - the print in the newspapers is made smaller, the telly is out of focus, your joints start to ache, bit by bit your body is overtaken by gravity and your tummy muscles give way, then you forget where you put things, then remember what you should have done (like turn the iron off before leaving the house, or taking key out of the front door lock when you get home and can't find it at 11 p.m.).


Apart from the gravity bit (and I'm sure it's not far off)...I get all this already

Do I know any of you lot?

Lloyd



Joined: 24 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 05 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Gertie wrote:
Don't laugh, Tahir.

You will notice subtle changes as first - the print in the newspapers is made smaller, the telly is out of focus, your joints start to ache, bit by bit your body is overtaken by gravity and your tummy muscles give way, then you forget where you put things, then remember what you should have done (like turn the iron off before leaving the house, or taking key out of the front door lock when you get home and can't find it at 11 p.m.).

You've got this to look forward to


If this concept seems doubtful, look left at the ads Google are suggesting!!!lol

Oh Damn, they've gone now!...Viagra, sciatica cures, it was all there just now!

Gertie



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 05 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

God bless Google

Gertie



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 05 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Tahir, just had a horrible thought - given that your avotar looks like Tom Baker - you aren't going to morph into Peter Davidson/Colin Baker/Sylvester McCoy?

tahir



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 05 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

No, Jon Pertwee I hope

secret agen 666
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 05 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

you cannot imagine how proud I am to be the creator of a 4 page thread on this site!!
I would consider joining downsizer, if it wasnt for the fact that I drive a 4x4, live in the country and comute to the city for work, in the aforementioned 4x4 ... Dont think I fit in with the ideal....
Anyway, hope you had a nice night with kids Tahir. I heard Karen had a nice meal and its the wifes happiness thats important isnt it. Thats what I keep telling SIL's hubby. By the way who is Sil...?

tahir



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 05 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

secret agen 666 wrote:
By the way who is Sil...?


Sister in law, dur brain.

She had a great time. I had to deal with offspring no 2 having a 1 hour paddy, I was at one stage concerned that the neighbours might think I was trying to kill her.

Went to bed with an extreme headache

SIL
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 05 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

I knew what Sil meant, just being funny, not very successful I see. Sorry about No2 but shes not been well and as I said the important thing is Karen had a good time....

tahir



Joined: 28 Oct 2004
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Location: Essex
PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 05 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

SIL wrote:
as I said the important thing is Karen had a good time....


Yeah, yeah, yeah.....

You might as well sign up, we could take over the forum between the lot of us...

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