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toggle

Joined: 30 Dec 2006
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 11 7:57 pm Post subject:

dpack wrote:

there are folk in this village who i would trust with my life ,limb or liberty

there's folks here i have trusted with my kids and dangerous stuff.

Barefoot Andrew
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 11 7:57 pm Post subject:

toggle wrote:

i read that as knitting your opponents

If an insult was knitted, what sort of needles would one need? Although this begs the obvious question... what needles are needed to knit an orgasm?

toggle

Joined: 30 Dec 2006
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Location: truro

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 11 7:59 pm Post subject:

Barefoot Andrew wrote:

toggle wrote:

i read that as knitting your opponents

If an insult was knitted, what sort of needles would one need? Although this begs the obvious question... what needles are needed to knit an orgasm?

idk.

but this might help you get an idea

https://www.theanticraft.com/archive/imbolc07/snatchel.htm

Barefoot Andrew
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 11 8:00 pm Post subject:
I have led a sheltered life A.

toggle

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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 11 8:02 pm Post subject:
in all honesty, there is worse knitted stuff out there. and some fairly cool stuff.

Behemoth

Joined: 01 Dec 2004
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Location: Leeds

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 11 8:06 pm Post subject:

Barefoot Andrew wrote:

Although this begs the obvious question... what needles are needed to knit an orgasm?

One big one I'm told. Although I've heard that's been disputed.

Brownbear

Joined: 28 May 2007
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Location: South West

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 11 8:26 pm Post subject:
Knitted filth. Excellent.

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46369
Location: yes

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 11 8:26 pm Post subject:

toggle wrote:

Brownbear wrote:

alice wrote:

Brownbear wrote:

paul1963 wrote:

Brownbear wrote:

Behemoth wrote:

More impressive would be an impersonal insult that managed to offend everybody.

Offend everybody? Given the heterogeneity of our membership, that would indeed be an impressive demonstration of the vituperative arts.

Sort of a "triple word score" of abuse then really.........

With three Zs in it.

Using all your letters.

And then knifing your opponents.

i read that as knitting your opponents

now i understand everything and shall reach nirvana

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46369
Location: yes

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 11 8:47 pm Post subject:
the meta quote is pretty

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