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sueshells

Joined: 20 Jan 2009
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Location: North Bucks

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 15 3:14 pm Post subject:
You wouldn't want to put your head on a lobster. Or maybe you would? Everyone is different.

chez

Joined: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 35935
Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 15 3:49 pm Post subject:

I can reassure that I have no desire to to put my head on a lobster. Or an old farmer's crotch. Or a lobster that's had it's head in an old farmer's crotch.

Cathryn, utility is where I am going. I have purchased a proper feather bolster to go on top/in front of it, so it's going to be hidden. The bed is six feet wide (in order to fit in all Arvo's in a line each morning, eating our porridge like the three bears) and it's got a gap between the mattress and the bottom bar of the headboard, where the pillows keep sliding down. I think a six inch diameter one will wedge nicely in the gap and stop me getting neck-ache when my pillow disappears.

mochyn

Joined: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 24585
Location: mid-Wales

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 15 4:01 pm Post subject:
The one I feel really sorry for is the old farmer with a lobster in his crotch.

Cathryn

Joined: 16 Jul 2005
Posts: 19856
Location: Ceredigion

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 15 6:39 pm Post subject:
Okay, got the idea. Will be a few days hopefully not longer.

chez

Joined: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 35935
Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 15 6:45 pm Post subject:
You are fabulous, thank you. Mochyn - Crotch Lobster?

Cathryn

Joined: 16 Jul 2005
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Location: Ceredigion

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 15 7:17 pm Post subject:
You haven't seen it yet.

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46233
Location: yes

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 15 10:20 am Post subject:

Hairyloon wrote:

I read "bolster" and thought chisels... Boggled to wonder what you'd be wanting one that big for.

i keep getting a mental picture of a barista lobster confused with a barrister lobster

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