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sean
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Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 42219
Location: North Devon

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 06 10:09 pm Post subject:
"Carry on as you are." should do the trick for most people.

otatop

Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Posts: 1425
Location: North London

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 06 11:02 pm Post subject:
If I was a little younger I'd join the band of girls who sit outside pubs in midwinter wearing little strappy tops and rely on the outdoors heaters for warmth. Then in August I'd buy myself some really fashionable boots.

Mat S

Joined: 07 Nov 2004
Posts: 282
Location: Leicester

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 06 11:12 pm Post subject:
Campaign - "Knock a cyclist off today". The resulting disabilities should have them all cocooned in "safer" 4x4s in no time.

puffedpride

Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 300
Location: bristol

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 06 5:42 pm Post subject:
Campaign vigorously for the closure of corner shops and local amenities. Fire-bomb park and ride schemes. Be fussy. Insist that your apples have been sent to South Africa for waxing first.

cab

Joined: 01 Nov 2004
Posts: 32429

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 06 5:49 pm Post subject:

I'll look after the foraging section there for you. I've heard them all.

"Eeeerrrrghh! A dog might have peed on that mushroom!"
(yes, but the ones you buy definitely lived in chicken poo)

"But there are insects on them!"
(good, more protein, and evidence of a lack of insecticides)

"They aren't mushrooms, they're fungus!"
(fool!)

"My friends kid ate wild cherries, ended up in a coma!"
(you're a liar, and I hate you)

Nick

Joined: 02 Nov 2004
Posts: 34535
Location: Hereford

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 06 5:54 pm Post subject:
I think you're missing the point, Cab. Foraging would be done, by staff, at Waitrose. By car.

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46229
Location: yes

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 06 3:47 pm Post subject:
i dont want a hummer i want a flight of f 16s . oh and a b52 for shopping and dropping off messages i will bathe in panda fat soap in the giant hot tub under the patio heaters at mc murdo sound and feel the coolbreeze of the death valley air conditioning during this years hols . ugh i just woke up from a horrid nightmare .

wishus

Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 777
Location: Northampton, East Midlands

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 06 4:12 pm Post subject:
I could be like my sister and buy myself a brand new sofa 18 months after the last brand new sofa (pass� covers or something...). Her salary is pitiful, I don't know how she could prioritise such a thing. Hoping to get the old sofa though

Lozzie

Joined: 25 May 2005
Posts: 2595

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 06 4:44 pm Post subject:
dpack! dpack (shakes dpack) wake up, love! You're having a bad dream again - - there, there ...

dpack

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 46229
Location: yes

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 06 6:05 pm Post subject:
thanks lozzie , that was ugh .

cab

Joined: 01 Nov 2004
Posts: 32429

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 06 6:59 pm Post subject:

nickhowe wrote:

I think you're missing the point, Cab.

Foraging would be done, by staff, at Waitrose. By car.

But the upsizer needs the mental tools to make a tit of himself in front of a forager they might meet whilst walking their dog on a sunday morning.

Bernie66

Joined: 14 Jan 2005
Posts: 13967
Location: Eastoft

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 06 8:56 pm Post subject:

cab wrote:

nickhowe wrote:

I think you're missing the point, Cab.

Foraging would be done, by staff, at Waitrose. By car.

But the upsizer needs the mental tools to make a tit of himself in front of a forager they might meet whilst walking their dog on a sunday morning.

They seem to come well equipped from that point of view IMHO

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