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Bugs

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10744

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 05 9:55 pm Post subject:

Gertie wrote:

You will notice subtle changes as first - the print in the newspapers is made smaller, the telly is out of focus, your joints start to ache, bit by bit your body is overtaken by gravity and your tummy muscles give way, then you forget where you put things, then remember what you should have done (like turn the iron off before leaving the house, or taking key out of the front door lock when you get home and can't find it at 11 p.m.).

Apart from the gravity bit (and I'm sure it's not far off)...I get all this already

Do I know any of you lot?

Lloyd

Joined: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 2699

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 05 10:06 pm Post subject:

Gertie wrote:

Don't laugh, Tahir.

You will notice subtle changes as first - the print in the newspapers is made smaller, the telly is out of focus, your joints start to ache, bit by bit your body is overtaken by gravity and your tummy muscles give way, then you forget where you put things, then remember what you should have done (like turn the iron off before leaving the house, or taking key out of the front door lock when you get home and can't find it at 11 p.m.).

You've got this to look forward to

If this concept seems doubtful, look left at the ads Google are suggesting!!!lol

Oh Damn, they've gone now!...Viagra, sciatica cures, it was all there just now!

Gertie

Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Posts: 1638
Location: Yorkshire

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 1:21 am Post subject:
God bless Google

Gertie

Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Posts: 1638
Location: Yorkshire

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 1:22 am Post subject:
Tahir, just had a horrible thought - given that your avotar looks like Tom Baker - you aren't going to morph into Peter Davidson/Colin Baker/Sylvester McCoy?

tahir

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 45670
Location: Essex

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 11:20 am Post subject:
No, Jon Pertwee I hope

secret agen 666
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 11:47 am Post subject:

you cannot imagine how proud I am to be the creator of a 4 page thread on this site!!
I would consider joining downsizer, if it wasnt for the fact that I drive a 4x4, live in the country and comute to the city for work, in the aforementioned 4x4 ... Dont think I fit in with the ideal....
Anyway, hope you had a nice night with kids Tahir. I heard Karen had a nice meal and its the wifes happiness thats important isnt it. Thats what I keep telling SIL's hubby. By the way who is Sil...?

tahir

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 45670
Location: Essex

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 11:50 am Post subject:

secret agen 666 wrote:

By the way who is Sil...?

Sister in law, dur brain.

She had a great time. I had to deal with offspring no 2 having a 1 hour paddy, I was at one stage concerned that the neighbours might think I was trying to kill her.

Went to bed with an extreme headache

SIL
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 11:56 am Post subject:
I knew what Sil meant, just being funny, not very successful I see. Sorry about No2 but shes not been well and as I said the important thing is Karen had a good time....

tahir

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 45670
Location: Essex

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 12:02 pm Post subject:

SIL wrote:

as I said the important thing is Karen had a good time....

Yeah, yeah, yeah.....

You might as well sign up, we could take over the forum between the lot of us...

Andy B

Joined: 12 Jan 2005
Posts: 3920
Location: Brum

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 12:19 pm Post subject:
Why is Happy birthday in grow your own? Is it something to do with the beard ?

tahir

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 45670
Location: Essex

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 12:21 pm Post subject:

Andy B wrote:

Why is Happy birthday in grow your own? Is it something to do with the beard ?

It's my dur brain sister in law, she probably thought it'd be funny to stick it in GYO.

Andy B

Joined: 12 Jan 2005
Posts: 3920
Location: Brum

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 12:24 pm Post subject:
On a deep level it kinda makes sense, Youv'e got bigger in the last 40 years

tahir

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 45670
Location: Essex

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 12:27 pm Post subject:

Bugs

Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10744

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 12:31 pm Post subject:

secret agen 666 wrote:

you cannot imagine how proud I am to be the creator of a 4 page thread on this site!!

And you haven't even signed up yet!

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I would consider joining downsizer, if it wasnt for the fact that I drive a 4x4, live in the country and comute to the city for work, in the aforementioned 4x4 ... Dont think I fit in with the ideal....

There's no vetting process you know! Which is just as well for some of us

alison
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Joined: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 12918
Location: North Devon

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 05 7:48 pm Post subject:
If you want to help Tahir's wife to sign on, we would love to meet with her

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